More eggs, please

In the course of two days: I have been under siege in my room with a psycho man-whore whining outside, I have eaten penis cake, I have awoken to two Asian girls (hot but oh, so dumb) standing at the end of my bed, had an interesting relationship talk with my MLR buddy and had a more than just wonderful talk with a girl I hardly know.

All in all, an eventful weekend. I can only hope this week will live up to it. Well, Lawrence Burnett will feel my wrath either tomorrow or Thursday. So it will be a good week regardless of what else happens.

I'm going to bed. Peace out homies.